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Look at some examples

World Hello

; A little message
define say-hello [
    "Hello, " swap string-append
    "!\n" string-append
    print
]
"World" say-hello

Hello World

; A little more natural
define hello [ upquote say-hello ]
hello "friend"

Greetings World

; Oh, less natural again, okay
define greetings [ updo hello ]
greetings "earthling"

You can just import new syntax

; Just like your favourite internet script
import syntax/function
function hello(s) { s say-hello }
hello("new syntax")

Another example!

; Multi-value assignment
import syntax/assign
function contrived-example(a b) { a b add a b mul }
[two also-two] := contrived-example(2 2)
two also-two equal? if [
    "2 + 2 = 2 * 2! Amazing!" print
] [ oh no ]